I am President Evil

 
 
نویسنده : President Evil - ساعت ٩:٠٠ ‎ق.ظ روز ۱٢ بهمن ۱۳۸٢
 

Liar Liar (1)

The Judge fumbled for a suitable set of words to express Miss. Love's verdict. Avidly listening to him, I heard:

  • Miss. Love! Hardly ever could I condone those misdeeds of yours. Having conferred so much with my Brain, we come to the thought of firing you!
  • How come? There must be a Heart down there in you, should it not?!
  • Sorry Miss. Love. My Heart was silence as though She were invisible...

 Here arouse a fairly loud whisper among the jury. The Judge continued:

  • I accused you, Miss. Love, of Lust and sentence you to be put to shining swords.
  • This is not fair, your honor! Emotion is going to be sacrificed here. I plead not guilty!
  • Silence! Guilty you are! Soldiers of Logic! Get Her Killed!

1. Liar Liar, Jim Carrey, 1997